god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

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secret police: cecil don't talk about the thing
cecil: tOO FU CKING L ATE
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slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

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xtru x😎
heckscream:

Also, I shaved.

heckscream:

Also, I shaved.

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xuwu xcute
impossibilityintoreality:

So I work at a pet hospital, and we got a sick chameleon today that we had to treat. Needless to say we got a little attached to her and named her Susan. Her pillow was a cotton ball, her blankets were gauze squares and her head-warmer was a top of a glove filled with water. :)

impossibilityintoreality:

So I work at a pet hospital, and we got a sick chameleon today that we had to treat. Needless to say we got a little attached to her and named her Susan. Her pillow was a cotton ball, her blankets were gauze squares and her head-warmer was a top of a glove filled with water. :)

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marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

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xcan I?
fourthandfremont:

Before you walk away, there’s one more thing I want to say..

fourthandfremont:

Before you walk away, there’s one more thing I want to say..

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xoh my god xthis is so weird to read because of the ø xahahaha x...
me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
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sassy-snow-queen:

unpopular:

Don’t be a twat: parody posters tackle anti-social commuters (via)

do a sick

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ladycave:

youlovelylilshit:

So I think my mom and I really bonded today

The ONLY way to come out to your parents.

ladycave:

youlovelylilshit:

So I think my mom and I really bonded today

The ONLY way to come out to your parents.

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oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD

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kawaiiserket:

Today a boy actually told me that the fact that I date girls is a real turn-off for guys and that I will never find a boyfriend. He was being entirely serious and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed in someone’s face so hard.

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